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TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.


TAGS: kids children sleeping
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by heathentod

pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!


NARF - it was what pinky said.


TAGS: pinky narf idiot
Rating: 3.07/5
Ernie - September 6, 2008, 4:11 pm
And "Poit" and "Zort" and "Troz" and...I know far too much about this for my own good.


BE VEWY VEWY QUIET -


TAGS: women sleeping peace and quiet
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Whoflungdung74 - September 16, 2013, 7:14 am
My wife's an Insomniac lol!!
mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:48 am
its funny cause it true lol
UlyssesArt - October 27, 2011, 7:08 pm
lol very good
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:08 pm
Had to laugh at this one... 5 (more hours of peace for men).
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:34 pm
55555h!
mariand - October 25, 2011, 4:32 pm
ditto


HAPPINESS - Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.


TAGS: happiness baby
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 4:23 pm
Mothers... Just one... ngh... ngheheh... more and she'll ughrghn..ha..nhe... be really happy...nghghghhhaah!
tellitlikeitis - November 29, 2011, 9:58 pm
No, this is fantastic! So cute.
pugetsound - November 29, 2011, 9:30 pm
That's really creepy.


WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.


TAGS: we don t need no education double negative pink floyd another brick in the wall grammar
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MaxChaplin

turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.


Adding Insult To Injury -


TAGS: pink lady bang
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

nicholsjoshua15 - February 6, 2014, 3:00 pm
Haven;t seen that video, I'm gonna check out it.
Bolverk3778 - February 2, 2014, 7:17 am
Could be a derivative of this news item http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=838Iy08OULQ
nicholsjoshua15 - January 19, 2014, 8:45 pm
Wouldn't you like to know!
rerun - January 19, 2014, 8:32 pm

This poster sounds like it has a back story to it.


Sleeping Beauty -


TAGS: movie not rated cosby sleeping
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - July 12, 2015, 11:10 pm
Never fails, Ism manages to pop back in with a 5L'er everytime.
Cannabal - July 12, 2015, 1:16 am
You, you are just a horrible per5on. For that, I admire you.
concern3 - July 12, 2015, 12:56 am
Scary true a 5er
GaryO - July 11, 2015, 9:47 pm
Beard baby, where ye been?


FANATICISM -


TAGS: argument opinion
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by gas

elf - May 19, 2013, 1:55 pm
Human nature. Everybody wants to close the door behind themselves, not realizing that all those before them were kind enough to leave it open.
gas - December 1, 2011, 8:10 pm
lol, didn't think about that one
Preacher Man - November 23, 2011, 11:15 pm
The bitter truth is that the redneck wouldn't be stopped short by the Native American. He'd just say 'Go back to the reservation!'
gas - November 21, 2011, 11:14 pm
that's a good quote! ironic but no less true. thx all ^^
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 21, 2011, 12:50 pm
Excellent, I love it! As George Carlin said, "This land was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free." So true.
Budog - November 20, 2011, 6:31 pm
Classic 5L !
Reality Lord - November 20, 2011, 6:21 pm

well done


HAPPINESS -


TAGS: happiness revenge crazy enjoy live
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Ozbad - February 17, 2012, 2:41 am
Very true .. I think i would like to post this elsewhere to rub it in ..


I N S A N I T Y - Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.


TAGS: pinky brain insanity einstein insane
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

CleverUserName - July 31, 2011, 10:07 pm
Including Gold. It works well, but could you imagine how much light bulbs would cost if they were filled with GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!
corneredbadger - July 31, 2011, 9:54 pm
Edison didnt try the SAME thing over and over he tried thousands of different filaments to create the lightbulb
Bob85 - May 26, 2011, 12:34 pm
Genius and insanity are a fun mix.
CleverUserName - May 21, 2011, 10:00 pm
Oh, Edison was looney as a three dollar bill, but was also a genius, a fun combo!
smalltownguy - May 13, 2011, 7:11 pm
Counterpoint, so Edison was insane while trying to make the lightbulb?
440wakeup - May 13, 2011, 6:58 pm
If at first you don't succeed......
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:47 am
Nice pic and text combo, this is a win win.


being happy -


TAGS: dogs handicaps happiness
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:04 am
Perfectly worded along with the picture. 5 one legged doggies.
CloudchaserS - April 24, 2013, 12:52 am
And to be thankful for/want what you have


OH MAN... - How much did I drink last night?




Safety First -




PIZZA FORK - NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES


TAGS: free shipping call 1 800 fork you
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Sho - July 4, 2012, 8:56 pm
I'm the weird one that always hold them in my hand?
Vinxman - July 4, 2012, 12:14 pm
Shut up and take my money!
CloudchaserS - July 3, 2012, 11:23 pm
That's like using a knife & fork to eat hushpuppies.
ughomer - July 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
If you call right now, they'll send you a SECOND pizza fork and waive the P&H ($39.47 savings), mao!!
maoworks2 - July 3, 2012, 2:27 pm
Amazing.


DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!


TAGS: anime manga sailor scouts moon disney little mermaid aladdin cinderella sleeping beauty
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 1:56 am
Man... You are wrong. That is just plainly wrong.


MAC - It's like shaving with a bowling pin


TAGS: mac shave bowling pin pc
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by fascistfrenchman

fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 4:04 am
I typed "shrugs," but it didn't stick with my comment?
fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 4:03 am
I thought this was hilarious, but looking at the votes I guess bowling is popular.
Derek - December 16, 2010, 5:24 pm
If you look closely you'll find a cut-throat embedded.


PRINCESS DIANA VS. PINK FLOYD - becouse it´s not always good to have "The Wall" as last Hit.


TAGS: diana princess wall pink floyd
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Noname5

Greeny - January 5, 2014, 2:13 am
How old is Emily Paige? Wait, I don't want to know...
steve1961 - January 5, 2014, 1:14 am
Before his time, Moo...not everyone is as old as us.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2014, 11:15 pm
You don't get this poster at all, do you?
nicholsjoshua15 - January 4, 2014, 10:47 pm
F*ck The Wall, The Division Bell is Pink Floyd's best album.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 6:14 pm
It both makes me laugh and feel dirty for doing so...
Noname5 - September 23, 2011, 12:33 pm
english is not my main language, so please dont mind the mistake ;) just enjoy the idea :D
boosh12345 - September 23, 2011, 12:17 pm
because*
Noname5 - September 21, 2011, 2:06 pm
thanks ;)
MPsniper - September 19, 2011, 9:07 pm
BAM 5 crash test dummies for you


A WORD OF ADVICE - When a woman asks for your opinion , she does not want your opinion . She wants to hear her opinion, just in a deeper voice .


TAGS: word advice woman wants opinion
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Budog

Sho - April 21, 2012, 2:09 pm
not bad
SteveFurlong - April 18, 2012, 4:14 pm
It's so demotivational only because it's so invariably true.


APATHY - I'd post more but I don't really care




HAPPINESS - Is a man, a woman, and a bounce castle.


TAGS: bounce happiness ***bs castle funny
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by jennytutones

mariand - October 16, 2011, 2:59 pm
nice first try...


HORSEPOWER? -


TAGS: horsepower day wanna push for pinks punk iceman
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Jones - February 1, 2011, 10:28 pm
Sounds exactly like my first truck. And for that, 5/5.


I OFFENDED YOU WITH MY OPINION - You should here the ones I keep to myself ...


TAGS: offended opinion here other ones
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - February 11, 2012, 8:10 am
Point Made!
Budog - February 11, 2012, 12:22 am
Crap! I definitely missed that one... 8/
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 11:49 pm
'Hear' = 2


JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!


TAGS: goku sailor moon dragonball lupin harlock astro boy cutie cutey honey
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:37 am
It is Cutie honey. She is h** on Manga too.
uh... lets see - July 28, 2009, 5:31 pm
starting from the left: don't know, guy from Cyborg 009 (009 probably), don't know, Goku, Lupin, Astro boy, Sailor ****s. who are the two I'm missing?


WHARRGARBL - WHARRGARBL


TAGS: wharrgarbl puke projectile vomit pink
Rating: 1.63/5

More motifakes by Medic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:49 pm
5L + faved XD
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:48 pm
ROFLMAO! I'm sorry, but I'm odd; I like to see someone puke. Not a little cough then spit. I mean like Niagara Falls it. Vomiting is comical, and the text you chose was perfect, lol. And yes, if I throw up I laugh. Not recommended though, you'll choke.
anosh - December 12, 2011, 11:51 am
disgusting
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 4:44 am
amen, donk!
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 11:07 pm
@autumnspirit - I believe it roughly translates from sanskrit to "One Lion". @Sho - your avatar is AMAZING
culos - December 8, 2010, 4:32 pm
CTRL-C CTRL-V from a site we don't mention on here. 0L
5150monkeylove - December 7, 2010, 11:25 pm
It says.... CRAAAAAAAP....CRRRAAAAAP.
autumnspirit - December 7, 2010, 10:41 pm
Could you translate please?
Sho - December 7, 2010, 9:04 pm
The one done with the dog was funnier :D
spacedog - December 7, 2010, 4:39 pm
Obviously he isn't man enough to handle the red tide.


AWWW - he just wants a hug




SHOPPING FOR IDIOTS -




PORCUPINES - Squirrels in ghillie suits.




CROSS TOWN TRAFFIC -


TAGS: afghanistan road sweeping
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

luddy - December 15, 2010, 8:38 pm
nice, gen 1 mraps, d9 bulldozers, must be a route clearice, eod, or sappers.
awesomeflame - December 15, 2010, 12:20 am
heres a 10th vote :)
baldigus - December 14, 2010, 4:18 pm
that brings back some memorys.


CROPPING - A difference of about 500 friends on Myspace.




IT'S HOT OUT THERE -


TAGS: us heat wave coping
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

mumbles181 - August 23, 2011, 8:09 pm
It's not an official heat wave till someone asks, on facebook, "Is it h** enough yet?"
Budog - July 21, 2011, 10:21 pm
Does beer count as fluids? Think about it, fluids and a liquid sandwich all in one!


IRONY -


TAGS: happiness sadness presence absense
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:00 pm
However nice thi5 is, am I to believe we're supposed to be thankful for MORONS so we can enjoy people that possess COMMON SENSE?!? I won't have it!
Kyronic - May 21, 2012, 10:46 pm
(A few seconds later) I mean "Kyronic".
Kyronic - May 21, 2012, 10:44 pm
Perfect.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 6:55 pm
Deep !
mariand - January 1, 2012, 12:51 pm
nice


I LOVE EXERCISE -


TAGS: vintage hilda exercise pinup poster
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

nicholsjoshua15 - November 1, 2017, 6:15 am
I would still *** that, I'm chubby too!
lgvernon - January 13, 2014, 8:32 pm

I love vintage pinup art. I think it's beautiful. Hilda is my favorite because she's so uninhibited. She's also zaftig, as I have been all my life. She's validating, I suppose. Thanks!
premiumgrade - January 13, 2014, 8:05 pm
LG, I love this character. I ran across Duane Bryers’s Hilda 6 months ago. I’d never seen her before. You’d think I would have considering I’m 68 & she’s been around as far back at 1957. I guess I led a sheltered life.


INTANGIBILITY -


TAGS: grasping the present
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Greeny - January 25, 2015, 8:36 am
..just like things in my mind
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 1:00 pm
I don't really like cats...but I love when they are confused...thanks for the 5L giggle this morning!
maoworks2 - February 3, 2013, 10:51 am
Sister Has A Cat Just Like That Guy Good One GaryO Keep Up The Good Work.


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage assignment calender rings happiness lord of the rings
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well played!
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:35 am
Ahhh..., young love.., if only it knew...!!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:19 pm
My precious....


BLACK FRIDAY - We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.


TAGS: black friday malls shopping
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

beastmaster - November 29, 2011, 3:01 pm
I KNOW! These people are nuts! Brainwashed into thinking they need MORE, MORE, MORE! Not meee! :)
jejeloman - November 28, 2011, 10:22 pm
OH GOSH THERE'S JUST TOO MANY PEOPLE XP!!!


WISHES -


TAGS: happiness is just an illusion
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:10 am
Thank You trash
TheTrashHeap - November 5, 2010, 8:46 am
This really is genius Hammy.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:44 am
Thank you
Reality Lord - November 5, 2010, 7:12 am

truely de-motivating.
forseti - November 4, 2010, 6:35 pm
If someone wants to remove himself from the gene pool, it musst be Darwinism at it's best. 5 Dinos


ALCOHOL -




BACON - A Synonym for happiness.




DRUNK PUMPKINS - pumpkins plus dink equal CHUNKS


TAGS: pumpin drunk chunks vomit
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by ipaintyou323

krissie - July 26, 2009, 1:12 pm
CLASSIC!
hey - September 12, 2008, 11:14 am
that's bad parenting... get that baby pumpkin outta there...unless its a midget...


MARRIAGE 101 - Women are never truly happy without something to complain about. No need to put any effort into fulfilling this need; you're already doing at least 2 things she can complain about. One is breathing.


TAGS: marriage women complain happiness
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Losifer2

tatespa - May 21, 2012, 8:59 am
Agreed... no truer words have been spoken... d***!!!!
SteveFurlong - May 19, 2012, 5:27 pm
5L for indisputable truth.


BECAUSE WE BOTH HATE ALL THAT VALENTINE'S DAY CRAP -




KIND OF BRINGS A TEAR TO THE EYE -


TAGS: xmas shopping greeny
Rating: 4.8/5

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Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:06 am
hic*
Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:05 am
lol - just to be safe, I'm not showing this to her...


CONFUCIUS SAY : - Man Who Take Girl On Camping Trip Have One In-Tent...


TAGS: camping trip of a lifetime
Rating: 4.31/5

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hootizz - September 12, 2010, 6:58 am
Yeah, I agree.., but they are camping essentials when sharing paddocks with beasts of a 'bovine' nature.........., hang on...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 6:40 am
Those rubber boots really do it for me.


PROTONS HAVE MASS? -


TAGS: pinup humor
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

falloutghoul - April 1, 2012, 10:52 pm
"I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims."


YOU BETTER BE READY -


TAGS: zombie apocalypse girl pink gun
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 4:24 pm
That's awesome! If/when I have a daughter, you best believe she'll know how to defend herself. ESPECIALLY from zombies. ;)
MPsniper - February 4, 2012, 2:24 pm
my daughter, at age 12, completed army small arms firing school and qualed with M-16 rifle.
djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 10:28 am
Yup, squeeze until you run outta ammo. Otherwise, only 1 for me, right? ;P LOL! I get the biggest kick from her smiling. Like she's saying, "I'll kill you. And enjoy it."
MPsniper - February 4, 2012, 8:16 am
trigger discipline...5 loaded magazines for you young lady


REMIND THEM -


TAGS: bird capable droppings omelette car
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Ism

NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:43 pm
...And I'll show you a woman that's [most likely] "'good-looks'-impaired"!
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:35 pm
Show me a tomboy who doesn't get on her feminist high horse and look for ways to be offended, who knows how to shoot, fix things, cook over fire, who doesn't play up the helpless cutesy angle to get a man to do things for her. I'll show you a dream girl.
GaryO - July 24, 2013, 10:42 pm
tomyboy, a poster, you should make one
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2013, 10:27 pm
Whatever you say champ. Car cover?, parking structure?
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:28 pm
Except some neighborhoods do not have garages, nor do they have places to build them. These are often affluent, vibrant neighborhoods where the inhabitants spend six figures on a car and seven on a house. So get of your gynocentric high horse and can it.
Reality Lord - June 25, 2012, 7:04 pm

i lol'd...nice
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 11:31 am
If you can afford a boxster, You can afford a Garage. Don't come crying to me when you park outside your mis*****es house with your p**** extension.


THE PACKERS - yes, they are this boring




THE PERFECT CONSEQUENCE -


TAGS: putting happiness in the body
Rating: 4.45/5

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CaptainBaked - April 2, 2011, 6:17 pm
Thanks RL.. You're churning out some pretty impressive ones yourself... I do say old chap!
Reality Lord - April 2, 2011, 11:44 am

dear baked...they just keep getting better and better dude.


CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.




VASH VS. LUPIN - There can be only one!


TAGS: anime manga vash the stampede lupin 3rd iii trigun
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by jalford

Shrake12 - August 29, 2009, 7:14 pm
Well, Lupin's the one with the gun under Vash's chin. Case closed.
... - August 3, 2009, 5:58 pm
I hate to say it.... But this is not a contest. Master Thief vs Humanoid Typhoon, Great Escape Artist vs The First human Act of God?


MY EYES ARE UP HERE... -


TAGS: some opinions are right out there
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

sniperslayer95 - November 28, 2011, 6:17 am
Truth
rerun - September 29, 2011, 7:43 pm

I have never heard that one, nice
mariand - September 29, 2011, 12:03 pm
well said


PROVERB - Happiness is an unexpected hug.




A LONG TIME AGO - in a galaxy far, far away... Okay, it was Tijuana


TAGS: star wars luke skywalker pinata tijuana galaxy light saber
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 9:16 am
I saw this show in Tijuana one time...this lady comes out and dances n****, then an AT-AT comes out on stage and they...
Ed-Hyde - November 20, 2009, 7:02 am
Certainly feels far far away the next morning.


YOUR TALL! DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL? - Your short! Do you play minigolf


TAGS: tallest person in the world smallest person in the world r i p ping ping 2 feet tall 8 foot 1
Rating: 2.39/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2010, 9:11 am
You're.


HAPINESS - A tiring quest for the rich, a daily routine for the poor.


TAGS: hapiness
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by jig

jig - January 21, 2012, 5:29 pm
Well, a missing "p" can make a mod unhappy
Reality Lord - January 20, 2012, 6:34 pm

cannot tell you how hapy i am that you used spell check on this.


INSIGNIFIGANCE - You are only one person of 6.5 billion on one planet out of 8 circling one star out of billions in one galaxy among billions of others


TAGS: insignifigance opinion
Rating: 4.27/5

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Wurdsmyth - July 4, 2013, 1:44 am
so spelling does not ****? "insignificance"
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 2:45 am
You don't care and that's cool by me.
steve1961 - February 26, 2013, 2:34 am
Who are you again? And why would I care? ;)
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 1:43 am
Down among million same. Difficult not to feel just a little bit disappointed and passed over.
hitmanforhire - September 20, 2012, 3:21 pm
i stole your beer what now
Goatboy - September 19, 2012, 4:53 pm
But we're the only one out of the billions of others that has beer. Game over, we win.
lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 6:50 pm

I make an effort to put the toilet seat down ON the cat.
spypengen - March 16, 2012, 9:15 am
wow that must be one confused cat
CloudchaserS - March 15, 2012, 12:36 am
Only reason I put my toilet seat/lid down is so my cat won't drink out of the toilet. Not my dog, my cat
CloudchaserS - March 15, 2012, 12:34 am
With all the billions on billions of planets, there has got to be another planet out there on which there is life and or intelligent life
sgtlover - March 14, 2012, 11:50 pm
So remember when you're feeling small and insecure. How amazingly and unlikely is your birth!
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 7:45 pm
Demotivational indeed [PS check your inbox on reference to this poster] Personally I agree with holymoly, but disagree with the 4 voters, this is at least worth 4L...
holymoly - March 14, 2012, 5:12 pm
yet I leave the toilet seat up and its the end of the world


GROUP THERAPY - Fun for everyone


TAGS: target sh** grouping therapy
Rating: 4.67/5

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ICEMAN - August 12, 2011, 10:56 pm
Dialed in... 5x5
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 9:20 pm
Opps! The old Gunny slowly closes this door and quietly tiptoes away. Nonchalantly whistling a tune from any Disney movie, he heads south, contemplating what strength there may be in silence. Will he ever learn?
Coombsy007 - August 12, 2011, 8:09 pm
it could be he's thinking of the Mosin Nagant 91/30. I just found a good picture of grouping, much better than I can manage with my jericho 9mm baby eagle over the same distance ;-) and I put it up here.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 6:02 pm
There, I feel better now. I just finished bush hoggin' the front 10 in the heat - got stung by some ground bees, I'm outa beer and I just started my period! Sheesh! Sorry gang, I guess I just forgot what a 'Lower colonic orifice" I was when I was 15.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:55 pm
(Con't)your a better sh** than Jerry Mulecek. But you can't be him. He would know about "rifels" and 100 yards and targets and such...and what "38?" .38 Special, .38 S&W, .38 Schofeld, .38 long Colt, .38 Colt, .38 Kurtz, .380 ACP, etc.? BMA! TBC
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 5:50 pm
No, m91 is not a rifel, it's not even a rifle, it's a target sequence. And 100 yards is approximately 92.3 meters. And those are d*** fine minute-of-angle groups. And if you can shoot that group at 97.5 feet off hand with a "38" - TBC
Shooter666 - August 12, 2011, 12:23 pm
m91 is that a rifel ? 100 yards thats 30 meters ? I shoot better with my 38´ on 30 meters
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:14 pm
God how I love happy endings! 5 B.R.A.S.S. for you!


EVER FIND THAT PERFECT SLEEPING POSITION? - Me Neither


TAGS: dog flexible sleeping unusual position
Rating: 4.48/5

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caveman - December 13, 2011, 6:23 am
Dude i will say one thing..................... Nice.


HAROLD CAMPING - You've just been punk'd !!!


TAGS: harold camping you ve been punk d
Rating: 4.28/5

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Gramaticus - September 11, 2011, 1:36 pm
Punk'd...by L. Ron Hubbard!


6TH GRADE FOR FACEPLANT - was a pretty typical year


TAGS: a pattern is developing
Rating: 4.17/5

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agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:48 pm
He meant "typical" in the sense that it was your fourth try at 6th grade.
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 4:26 pm
Hey now, cmon! They had to remove that thing after my incident, they found that the springs were not to code when placed in a playground where helmet kids such as myself might play on them!


9/11 - 35 Years ago today Salvador Allende died in a coup d'etat. He was replaced by Augusto Pinochet. (The $10 million Nixon invested paid off that day)


TAGS: cia usa foreign politics allende pinochet rnr
Rating: 2.12/5

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Asbestos - September 28, 2008, 3:09 am
11/9 - I lol'd on that day.


MIDNIGHT RENDEZVOUS -


TAGS: camping drunk casual zipper consequences
Rating: 4.87/5

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gas - August 9, 2011, 8:40 pm
I mean, an episode intro
gas - August 9, 2011, 8:36 pm
very nice poster, looks like a Tales from the Crypt intro


SIMPLICITY -




MORDOR -


TAGS: mordor challenge accepted fapping
Rating: 4.1/5

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Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 7:09 am
The Blind thing is A Lie !
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 10:21 am
you will be blind before you get there hammy
Henna - September 16, 2010, 9:08 am
Love it! 5 fap-hands


THE DOCTOR - Turning it up to 11


TAGS: doctor who 11 spinal ***
Rating: 3.73/5

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Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:29 pm
o_O Ah, I see what you did there.
Derek - May 2, 2010, 7:34 pm
They made a good choice with him


WHAT UTTER NONSENSE -


TAGS: london riots mary poppins
Rating: 3.5/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 3:04 pm
why'd you 1L yourself? I didn't even notice that mistake until you mentioned it
Iconoclast - August 19, 2011, 2:11 pm
It IS a great picture. Resubmit it the way you want it to be seen.
Airman - August 19, 2011, 10:27 am
that third line isn't right. Perfect example of rushing at the end of the day and not reading before hitting submit. I award myself 1L, and may Claude have mercy on my soul. What a waste of a great picture.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 18, 2011, 8:45 pm
nothin' beats the classics. 5 old film reels


SLEEPING AT WORK - I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!




CAT STACKING - Just wait till that pup wakes up!




I NEVER WANTED PERFECTION -


TAGS: i just wanted happiness
Rating: 4.79/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 3:03 pm
Last night I had a dream of life, and love, and cities burning. Inside the strangest dream I thought I saw the world ending.
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2012, 5:24 pm
I see what you did there. give me a sec and it's there as well. Thanks.
M0rd3kaI - September 14, 2012, 5:23 pm
I hope you're not referring to "touching" in the way I think you are... Thanks, appreciate it, dabbled a bit, but like the end result. Cheers Brethren.
rerun - September 13, 2012, 8:14 pm

you should post this somewhere else, saw a place with a twist.
Rick69 - September 13, 2012, 3:37 pm
Touching... And beautiful arrangement... Mainly touching...
M0rd3kaI - September 13, 2012, 5:47 am
Thanks Space, Appreciate it.
spacedog - September 12, 2012, 11:35 pm
Nice one Kai. 5L
M0rd3kaI - September 12, 2012, 7:42 pm
Thanks Stevie, much appreciated. And glad to hear that mass of decay you call a heart is still moving. Cheers.
steve1961 - September 12, 2012, 6:51 pm
5l. well deserved. you have moved even my cold heart.


NAIL GUNS - easy on the trigger now.




LONGEVITY -


TAGS: sleeping with the fishes is k****
Rating: 4.69/5

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Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:59 pm
'ziffff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 11:54 pm
Thank you. That ra** means everything to me. It was my first time.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:49 pm
and Burton Cummings, and Doug and the Slugs.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:48 pm
Yep. For a second there I thought I demanded my mixed ra** (r-a-p-e) back. But given that it's Mooooooooooooooooooooo we're talking about here ... he can keep THAT.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:45 pm
Test: ***e
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:44 pm
Why is t-a-p-e censored?
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:42 pm
The children?!! Hey, skkrew the-- uhm, nevermind. But I want that mixed ***e I made you. Give it back ya big whiner. And for yor 411 ... it's not all Dalbelo and Arcade Fire. There's some Good Charlet on there, and some Dictators, and National Velvet
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 9:15 pm
Dammit Sean! come back to us....think about the children.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 8:30 pm
Thanks. You're the goochiest.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:12 pm
Genius
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:16 pm
crap, is that were it went? 5L
agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 8:11 pm
5L
spacedog - October 4, 2010, 4:48 pm
Bravo.
Faceplant31 - October 4, 2010, 12:28 pm
5L. Nice one sean


FUTILITY - Some situations are just outside your capabilities unless your Clark Kent.




WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE... -


TAGS: pickpocket peeping tom painting punchline watchess
Rating: 3.26/5

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agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:58 am
Ok.... now that I'm done concurring, I'm too sleepy to stay online... catch you guys later.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:52 am
Think hard Random....did they say "mind" Cuz they probably just said dirty.
MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 12:51 am
And people say I have a dirty mind...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:46 am
That means Masturbate right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
Yes you do.....constantly.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
I concur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:44 am
I see it as a fair trade.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:43 am
It's a vicious cycle, Canada
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:42 am
well i sure aint giving up shine
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
The lead caused the impotence. Nothing to be ashamed of, though. It's why I stopped eating pencils.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
That's what grain alcohol leads to... right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:38 am
No, It's the chronic masturbation.
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:36 am
figured mine was due to the lead from my stihl
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:32 am
That's why?!?!? I just figured is was the grain alcohol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:31 am
Avoid blue text and remember, We're all half blind from chronic fapping.
Bartimaeus - October 5, 2009, 12:29 am
Thanks, Ron. I'll try something different, I guess.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2009, 11:10 pm
very apt words of wisdom from our resident artist and dirty old man...........besides the hard to read text, You are doing fine work Bart.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:45 pm
Mr. Bartimaeus...have notice you keep using a serif font for bottom sentence,s on your posters...just a suggestion...it,s very hard to read and makes you read it over and over to finally get...should use a different font that,s easier to read (solid font)


THE SECRET OF HAPPINESS - Is to be happy already.




SPINY - rough, unwelcoming and hostile. Matches my personality perfectly. Sorted. I'm coming back as a cactus.




KARAOKE - WAY Cooler Than Raping And Pillaging


TAGS: viking karaoke raping pillaging
Rating: 3.33/5

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screamin361 - November 20, 2012, 4:16 pm
I suppose that depends on what you're into...
Swampfox - October 24, 2012, 3:20 am
The Emigrant Song?


JIMMY HENDRICKS - Pink Floyd Bassist R.I.P. 1942 - 1970


TAGS: jimmy page jimi hendrix rip bassist guitarist pink floyd led zeppelin
Rating: 3.17/5

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Genius - October 5, 2009, 5:46 am
You must be a master baiter indeed.
Cerebus42 - September 26, 2009, 2:54 pm
Five lions for your excellent fishing skills.
LogicDude - September 7, 2009, 11:52 am
Hmmmm...caught 2 *checks size limit* they're keepers! *resets troll bait*
PD - September 7, 2009, 1:27 am
Yo dumb azz that Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin
Jake Eagle - August 28, 2009, 11:55 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Waters dude, roger waters is the bassist for pink floyd, and he's still alive. i guess there's a part to this joke i don't get which is probably the case, and after reading other comments, it looks that way.
Moe - June 3, 2009, 5:45 am
I get that it's a joke. And it's funny, don't get me wrong. BUT...... I still wanted to die when I read that.
Rhodopis - March 25, 2009, 10:09 pm
D:
Cubbybear - March 25, 2009, 9:15 pm
Start a tunnel and die! The troops are at the ready waiting for EGD's signal
dgbt - March 25, 2009, 7:13 pm
Hey, that's not right....................oh, ok, I get it, it's not supposed to be right


HAPPINESS -




Ambition -


TAGS: ambition ruthless motivation stepping stones
Rating: 4.95/5

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BobbEdwards - July 31, 2013, 9:08 pm
Thanks guys! Submitted it to Shivers :-)
rerun - July 31, 2013, 7:44 pm

Brings a tear to the eyes. Three mod comments and they are all good? Do something bad.....nope. Don't.
Reality Lord - July 31, 2013, 7:39 pm

oh the subtly of it. love it...could you...you know...drop this over at shivers plz?
lgvernon - July 31, 2013, 6:15 pm

A stunning 5LLLLL


INTELLECT -


TAGS: simplicity life wine music happiness
Rating: 4.9/5

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5150monkeylove - November 1, 2010, 12:37 pm
Mad dog and T-bird, companion pets till the end
angelous - November 1, 2010, 9:14 am
Very deep sir. 5L.


C-L-A-S-S -




TO PROTECT AND SERVE -




OPINIONS - MAY CALENDAR -


TAGS: opinions shouldn t change your life
Rating: 4.67/5

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falloutghoul - May 8, 2012, 3:33 pm
Without his face, he's SlenderMan with hair.
M0rd3kaI - May 6, 2012, 4:02 am
Thank you lady Vernon, much appreciated.
lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 8:52 pm

Excellent, Sir Mor!~~


DREAMING -


TAGS: pinup humor
Rating: 4.52/5

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mariand - March 24, 2012, 3:29 am
nicely done... same idea with less votes 150197...lol
lgvernon - March 23, 2012, 11:44 pm

Well, maybe not...
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:43 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GaryO - March 23, 2012, 8:26 am
Make it three...I'll be raking leave5....WOOF!


CAT LADY - You can spot them a mile away... They always buy the big bag.


TAGS: catlady people of walmart pink
Rating: 4.18/5

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Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 11:36 am
It's the age old question. Do people like this exist because of Walmart or does Walmart exist because of people like this.


YOUR TAX DOLLARS -




COOLER THAN YOU, - You just wish you were as hot as me ;)


TAGS: naughty ho*** p**** pink waffle
Rating: 2.2/5

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rerun - September 19, 2010, 8:09 am

wow Claire, tell you something and now the whole world knows.....and yes, it did hurt a little.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:35 am
Truer words were never spoken by a Texan....
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:16 am
No wonder I like it so much. The cruelty part, of course. I don't know what liquor is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:12 am
Actually, Topics don't exist at Pat's, Only liquor and cruelty exist at Pat's.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:09 am
Pat's Place IS off topic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:07 am
I see nothing wrong with your jokes....now, your ability to take a thread off topic...that's another story.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:05 am
I don't know if I'm allowed to make half the jokes I have...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:01 am
Yer dad sounds like a lot of fun.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:55 am
That happened to me once when I tried Daddy's coffee.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:52 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs something like this, you can relate, he's about your age.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:50 am
That's me. Eleven years old. What does "drunk" mean?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:39 am
Oh, and Claire....of course you're short....you're 11.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:39 am
I have a tattoo of a demon face on my shoulder....ahhhh to be 18 and drunk again.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:36 am
Not lately. Pay more attention to the Pat's Place thread. Also, my height has never been discussed before, but I'm very short. Lots of things go over my head.
Faceplant31 - September 19, 2010, 2:35 am
You have any ink Mooooooooooooooooooo? I know that you have spots but you were born with those.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:30 am
That went right over your head Claire......I thought you were the smart one around here.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:25 am
TAGS: naughty ho*** p**** pink waffle But the TATS aren't bad either. I didn't know Rerun had that kind of pain tolerance.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:23 am
Is that what the kids are calling them now?
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:22 am
Nice tags.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:20 am
Rerun would never use his own pic as an avatar...That would be in very poor taste. anyways, they didn't get his good side.
jameswnash - September 19, 2010, 2:09 am
LOL RL thqats not right...funny but not right
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 12:08 am

hey RR, are you still looking for an avatar?


COW TIPPING -


TAGS: sign cow tipping car wytch
Rating: 4.94/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 19, 2011, 5:11 pm
d*** Right!! Is that an import?....A f***ing Toyota?....I'm gonna f*** that Toyota good...step back!
lyulf0 - August 19, 2011, 7:56 am
IN SOVIET RUSSIA COW TIP YOU!


UNCLE TIMMIE -


TAGS: timmy not timmay cyanide happiness
Rating: 4.86/5

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Kspace - July 11, 2010, 3:05 pm
@ Claire...no, that avatar of yours is amazing 5L @ animated TARDiS!
Claire - July 11, 2010, 1:58 pm
This is amazing.
Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 11:43 am

ditto
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 11:19 am
Love it!!! 5L


HAPPINESS - Is like Candy ,..ya gotta share it..


TAGS: candy share happiness friends love
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Mistyblu

Mistyblu - March 2, 2012, 9:22 pm
i did it!...i made one for motitwist also...:)
Verdeckt - March 2, 2012, 3:14 pm
It's nothing wrong, Moti-Twist is a sister site to Motifake, located here > www.motivationaltwist.com for posters that can be interpreted in a positive (ie not demotivational) way.
Mistyblu - March 1, 2012, 3:13 pm
where is moti twist..would you give me the link?..directions.?I hope I havent done anything wrong. I can also be reached at plantcycle.org@gmail.com
Mistyblu - March 1, 2012, 3:10 pm
Not terribly good with computers..what do i do?Would you help me please.
Verdeckt - February 27, 2012, 4:54 pm
Please also upload to Moti-Twist


SPRING FORWARD -




PINOCCHIO - Gotta watch your step


TAGS: pinocchio fall accident hurt funny
Rating: 4.21/5

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Airman - May 27, 2011, 12:37 pm
LOL


NOFX, YOU'RE STILL PUNK - Mike and Hefe, Try a Slimfast. Just Cause it's called "Fat Wreck Chords"Is no reason to go all "Elvis the last years" on us


TAGS: talk about creeping out sarah
Rating: 1.83/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 9:48 pm
"My name is fat mike I'm obsessed with big les*****, I've been a punk rocker for most of my life. I sing kinda flat, I'm not really so fat, but that's how I hit'em with a hook or a slice." Funny thing is melvin and smelly are scrawny.
agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 8:32 pm
NO XL


CAMPING -




BUZZKILL - Nothing like a cold splash of reality to ruin the mood.




PHILIPPINE NAVY - We get the job done. No need for hitech since our elected officials steal our budgets & funding.


TAGS: philippines navy
Rating: 3.12/5

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Haarakkon - December 29, 2008, 9:22 pm
Canuck Frigate.
macario - September 26, 2008, 12:15 am
These are not typical sailors. Looks like elite navy SWAG (Seal) using Boston whalers.


GARAUE - It's Iraqian/Baghdadenes for DOUCHE-BAG.




To All Customers -


TAGS: shopping holidays black friday retail clerks cashiers
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 26, 2015, 8:40 am
soldier on, cynic....this too shall pass
JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 8:08 am
Haha very nice. L L L L L


THE NARCISSIST -




FIRESTARTER -


TAGS: camping matches hanks excited
Rating: 4.87/5

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Derek - March 24, 2011, 1:47 am
Wilson will know the answer.
lisabwells - March 23, 2011, 11:15 am
Love Tom Hanks! *sigh*


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